i've been trying like crazy to tan my whiter than white legs for about a week now. i'd go out for hours in my shorts, no sunscreen, day after day waiting for some miracle of pigmentation.
and just when it was seeming hopeless, just as i was about to give up, i discovered it. a tan...
BUT ONLY ON MY TOES.
...and while you're staring at my foot, check out the badass orange toenails. BOOM!