Thoughts, Nonsense, Neurosis, Boom

Friday, June 17, 2005

my wicked tan

i've been trying like crazy to tan my whiter than white legs for about a week now. i'd go out for hours in my shorts, no sunscreen, day after day waiting for some miracle of pigmentation.

and just when it was seeming hopeless, just as i was about to give up, i discovered it. a tan...


BUT ONLY ON MY TOES.

WTF?!

...and while you're staring at my foot, check out the badass orange toenails. BOOM!

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