Thoughts, Nonsense, Neurosis, Boom

Sunday, November 30, 2003

Day After Thanksgiving $4 HOUR SALE$

After Friday, November 28, 2003, I have lost all faith in the general intelligence of human beings. SHEEP! (ahem) To all of you that wake up at 4 in the morning and wait for 2 hours at the doors of any retail establishment to save $5 on a DVD player, G-E-T A L-I-F-E.

I walked to work in the freezing cold, with a cold and tonsilitis and a fever of 101, no less, because I knew there was no way to get out of work unless I was on my death bed, AT 5:30 IN THE MORNING in the dark only to get to work and have to wear a humiliating santa hat and be trampled by idiots who will buy anything they see in the newspaper ads. It was a tragedy, let me tell you.

Oh, but no...I'm not bitter...

Saturday, November 15, 2003

Monday, November 03, 2003

A Load Off

So, y'know, it dawned on me.
I'm moving in like 7 months.
Before I am eligible for another raise at work.
So why the hell am I working so hard? It's not like I truly care how that store looks. So I only need to work hard enough not to get fired.
I feel so free.

I think I scratched my eye or something. It's all itchy.
Or I might have pinkeye. You know what that leads to.
That's the first step to becoming a brain eating zombie. Boo-ya!

I am so having karaoke withdrawal. *ROXANNE...*
Fakey fish tanks are so awesome. Right now my plastic jellyfish is riding one of the other plastic fish like a horsey. Yee-haw. The plastic seahorse looks jealous...