Thoughts, Nonsense, Neurosis, Boom

Wednesday, March 30, 2005


geez, i keep stealing ideas from lewie's blog. haha. well, anyways, i saw this quiz there and was curious, as i've already taken one similar to it.

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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hm. this is the 2nd quiz to label me as a satanist. and this time 100%. wow.

interesting, but i so hate to be labeled.

*more* of my x files nerdness

thanks to shabooty for giving me the link to david duchovny's blog. hella kewl.

just watched one of my fav x files episodes, Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose. it's got to be one of the funniest:

Mulder: Be honest Scully, doesn't that propane tank bare more than just a slight resemblance to a fat-little-white-Nazi-Storm-Trooper?

Scully: Mulder, the human mind naturally sees meaningful patterns and configurations in things that don't inherently have any. Give the suggest of a particular image you can help but see that shape somewhere. If that tank weren't there you'd see it in a rock.. or a tree..

Mulder: Did you answer my question?

Scully: [pause] Yes, it looks like a fat-little-white-Nazi-Storm-Trooper.

and if i ever break down and get davey a dog, i have got to name it The Stupendous Yappi.

Monday, March 28, 2005

you know i'm right.

my fucking gawd, if i read any more blogs about the schiavo whatnot i'm going to pull the plug. on my computer. but, hey, i thought since everyone else is blogging about it, i'll join the flock of stupid and put my two cents in (as if my opinion is really worth that much).

i don't know the woman. oooh, they removed her feeding tube. wow. really, deep down, i don't care. it happens every day. vegetables die. innocent people die. puppies die. do i care? no, because for one, i DON'T know this woman, and also, i'm desensitized and a cold bitch. but what gets me is that there are a whole lotta people pretending to care, when they know (deeeeeeep down in their cold little hearts) that they don't give a FLYING FUCK. they're just voyeurs waiting for her to die so that they have their entertainment for the day. at least i don't pretend to care and poke my nose into other people's lives and values for the entertainment of it all.

the only thing that i feel when i see her on tv: if i end up being a retarded looking vegetable, my parents better not put my face all over the TV. i don't care if they starve me or not, i just wouldn't want people staring a my big veggie face.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

easily confused

there's nothing like waking up from some crazy dream to your family squealing about walking octopuses. really. i was quite disoriented when i woke up from a dream about...uh...something about trains and birthday parties and other nonsense that i have no business dreaming about. the first thing i hear (well, other than davey screaming MOMMY I WANNA SAMMICH which is normal) is JENNY OH MY GOD THE OCTOPUSES ARE WALKING AROUND LIKE HUMANS!

i got scared. i thought they were walking out of the ocean.

hey, don't make fun, i had just woken up.

last night was pretty damn confusing, too. after watching two previously recorded episodes of the x files, i watched this movie called octane. it barely had a plot, and i didn't like it, but it's one of those movies that makes you feel all strange after you watch it.

here's the "plot": a mother is driving her teenage daughter home from her dad's house, they have a fight, the teenage daughter runs off with a cult. the cult is a group of mostly teenage runaways who cause car accidents, dress up as paramedics and steal the people's blood before the real paramedics get there. and there is a lot of random making out between cult members.

if the movie had any kind of twist, it could've been okay. but still, just okay. i think it would've made it more interesting if the mother was actually insane and imagining it all, and chasing after innocent people in motor homes screaming GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER when in fact, her daughter never left her dad's house. or better yet, maybe it would've been better if it turned out that she really had no daughter.

maybe it would've been better if they never made the movie.

there's one scene where the main character (the mother) is just laying against the wall with a child sized crash test dummy in her lap. it really has nothing to do with the movie. nothing. i thought they should've just rolled the credits after that scene. the movie still wouldn't have made sense, but it would've been hella funny as the last scene.

lame as lame. gawd, that movie sucked.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

finding neverland

i saw Finding Neverland last night. awesome movie. i really only watched it for the Depp, but it turned out to be rather sweet. i had this preconceived notion that it would be more like a family film (as did my brother, because he kept popping his head into the living room asking "is it like mary poppins?") but it wasn't. even though it's a PG movie, i don't think my son would get into it. not really a kid movie.

it might've been worth it just to see johnny depp with a spoon on his nose.

and i saw this nonsense on lewie's blog and did a happy dance. FINALLY! the sexes are equal. i can finally write in the snow. YAAAAY.

i slay!

Sunday, March 20, 2005

apparently, i have a "boy brain." WTF??

soooo, if i think so much like them, why can't i ever figure them out...
i think that's a load of crap. just because i'm cold and indifferent doesn't mean i think like a dude.

Friday, March 18, 2005

another excuse to waste time

i heard about this cool bumper sticker maker site here, and since i'm such a fan of wasting time, i had to make my own:

buy one for your mom.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

happy st. pat's

aw, the fish tank is even wearing green. yuuuuuck.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

aaaawesome. i really want to see the new hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy movie when it comes out next month (april 29). i remember reading the books in junior high, then i started to re-read them a few years ago, because for some reason i forgot most of what i read before. this is the book i got my lucky number from (42: the answer to life, the universe, and everything). i almost forgot that, too. i better start reading them again before the movie comes out.

i think i saw the BBC version of it, way back when, even before i read the books, but of course i don't remember much of that either, except that i liked it so much i wanted to read the books. this is making me all nostalic, though. i'm remembering the old days growing up, over at my bestest friend's house watching red dwarf, playing with ginuea pigs, going swimming. good times, good times.

oh, good gawd, what the fuck did i just type...

i'm such a nerd.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Ladder 49

just bought Ladder 49 today, haven't watched it yet, though. i'm not some big firefighting nut or anything, but it has three of my favorite eye candies in it:
eye candy + eye candy + eye candy = yummy movie?

i'm really hoping it's good, because if it's not, it would be an awful waste of pretty faces.

update: watched it. it was alright. probably won't watch it again, but it's one of those i was glad i saw once. but i'm not too into the whole firefighting scene.

it wasn't a waste of pretty faces, though. joaquin never fails to make me melt. travolta's losing some of his attractivness. he was one of those guys that look better when they're older, but for some reason his face looked really...wide? i don't know.

the only thing that REALLY annoyed me: robert patrick's mustache. why? WHY??

Monday, March 14, 2005

family stuff

ventured down to harrisonburg, to a "pet party" at my aunt's house yesterday. the only pets i have are fish. there are no real accessories or shampoos or sweaters for fish. no "i love my black tetra" t-shirts.

but i knew this before i went. i went because it was a family thing, and i was promised steak at ruby tuesday's afterwards. biggest highlight: in the middle of the hostess' talk about canine cologne, my 80 year old grandma threw a grape at my aunt and shouted "YOU'RE IT!" i love my family.

i bought Spirited Away for davey since he loves My Neighbor Totoro so much. it's awesome when he wants movies that i actually enjoy, too. it's fucking hell trying to sit through Piglet's Big Movie or Bob the Builder. i end up saying "mommy'll be RIGHT BACK," and sneak off to my computer.

i've been teaching davey names of various bones, if only because it's funny as hell to hear a 4 year old saying things like "metacarpals" and "clavicle." he's caught on faster than i thought he would. he knows the names of, like, 14 bones, which is more than i knew when i was a junior in high school (sad, i know). it's cool and weird and a little intimidating all at the same time.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

superdick and comfort music

i found the funniest site that exposes superman's inner asshole. go now, and check out the comic book covers. so funny i bit my tongue laughing. then i bit the cat. just because.

i've been listening to a lot of 80's music lately. do you have that singer or band that just hearing it calms you and makes you feel like everything's gonna be alright? well, i have a lot of those. lately i've been listening to a lot by two such singers: billy joel and peter gabriel. but really, i have a lot of comfort music in general, like:

-counting crows. there is something about adam duritz's crackly voice that makes me feel cozy.

-jimmy eat world. other than the fact that the sound of jim adkins' voice makes me warm and snuggly, it conjures up the image of his face (pictured right), which makes me melt.

-morrissey. for a while there, when i was having trouble sleeping, i would put Asleep by The Smiths on repeat in my CD player.

this is the music i listen to all the time, and on the off change that anyone would happen to have the same eccentric taste in music as i do, try popping open my radio. it's got a lot of my comfort music in it, plus a lot of randomness. good times, good times.

Friday, March 11, 2005

jeepers creepers 2 and me as LEGO BITCH

just saw jeepers creepers 2. i assumed it would be bad, since everyone i talked to that had seen it said it bit ass. that's funny, i liked it better than the first one. probably because the scarecrow creature has this goofy grin in part 2. you hardly saw his face in part one.

ah gawd, scarecrows scare the shit out of me.

of course, so do Tool videos.

on a completely different note, i saw this lego people builder link...uh...awhile ago here and just now decided to post my awesomely hot lego likeness.

slay. slay. slay.

Thursday, March 10, 2005


this slays, i found this hero maker here who found it here:

okay, this is my personal superhero. check out the killer nunchucks. BOOM!

this one was just too damn sexy:

this one reminds me of the creepy christian chick that would run up and force pamphlets on people sitting at the transit center waiting for the bus. ah, gawd, she was scary...

and it's totally tina turner...

the lost x-file

*click it. it'll get bigger*


Wednesday, March 09, 2005

more of my x files nerdness.

i've been watching about 3 episodes of x files a night ever since i taped the marathon on the sci fi channel. they are, however, all from later seasons. in other words, no mulder. sure, lots of talk about him, but he never shows his amazingly gorgeous face.

this is one of the reasons i stopped watching it. no mulder, no show. but the episodes i've been watching are *surprise* pretty good. and dammit if i'm not starting to find doggett (robert patrick) pretty goddam hot now. and the awesome thing is, since i quit watching the show before these episodes aired, i get to watch new (well, new to me) shows.

gawd, i loved this show.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

the hitcher 2

do you ever watch movies where you want the good guy/chick to die, just for being so goddam stupid?

i just watched The Hitcher 2 (i've never seen the first Hitcher and don't plan to now) and DAMN, i hated the main character. the story supposedly picks up with a guy that had been terrorized by an insane hitchhiker in the first movie. he and his girlfriend (a dumb bitch) decide "hey, we need a vacation, let's go to where you were terrorized by that hitchhiker!" and lo and behold. they are terrorized by a hitchhiker. *yawn* same hitchhiker? not a clue.

it was the dumb bitch that INSISTS on letting the hitchhiker into the car. actually, she reached over with her foot from the passenger side and hit the brakes. what the fuck?? who the fuck would do that? a DUMB BITCH. ugh. and so, blah blah blah, boyfriend dies, blah blah blah, hitchhiker is after her, making it look like she was the one killing all these people, blah blah blah. i was hoping the whole time she'd end up going to prison, or shot, or chopped up.

the movie ends when she kills the hitchhiker, no mention of what happens afterward. so i make up my own ending: she ends up having to have all of her limbs amputated, then goes to prison, where she is hung from the ceiling and used as a punching bag. the end.

it wasn't the most amazing movie. but Jake Busey played the hitchhiker, and i think he plays an awesome psycho. plus it seems that Steve Railsback has been randomly popping up in half the movies i've been watching. he played a police officer in hitcher 2, and was only alive for about one minute of the movie. steve railsback played in ed gein and a couple of x files episodes as duane barry. he reminds me of my brother's old best friend's dad, from like 18 years ago. or whatever, i'm rambling.

Friday, March 04, 2005

possibly because i drink 2 pots a day...

What Flavour Are You? Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.

I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time. What Flavour Are You?

my lack of politics, and a mommy rant

as i don't have a political bone in my body...and i don't think i've ever posted about politics on here before, i'm not about to start now. HA. but here's a link that is. and so true, i might add.

on another note, i'm sure i'm getting the flu. blech.

anyway, i watched Godsend last night. it was good, but what really gets to me: i have trouble with movies when tragedy strikes young children. especially when it's a boy, and someone's only child. i think that could easily happen to davey and i start bawling like a retard. it's like i replace the character with davey, then i have to pause the movie to go run and check on him.

i remember, before i was a mother, i would laugh at death scenes, no matter who was involved. and another thing. i used to swear in front of young children without much thought (bad jenny) before davey came along. it never occurred to me that they are sponges. and they are. sponges i tell you. i can't stand people like that now. don't get me wrong, i never stopped swearing, and once in awhile, i DO slip with a fuckedy fuck or shitbiscuit, but he points his little finger at me and screams "MOMMY, you said a BAD WORD!" and i cower into the kitchen and make him a sammich.

and if, gawd forbid, he should let slip out an "asshole" or a "dammit," he cringes for a second and gets all wide eyed like puss in boots in shrek.

i'm sure that won't work when he starts kindergarten.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

fear of the dark

just watched some movie i had never heard of before it came on one of the movie channels called Fear of the Dark.

it wasn't the scariest movie, not a lot of violence, no death. only a PG13 deal. but the thing that freaked me out a bit -- the...i don't know if you'd call him a ghost or monster or what...the guy that lives in the dark -- he looks almost exactly like the dude in one of my nightmares. he had this enormous mouth that's stuck in this permanent smile *ugh* and weird teeth and some bone was showing so he was almost skeletal. the movie cover (above) does a bad job representing what he looks like. when the dude appears in the closet in the movie, i could've shit the bed. oh my fuck, it startled me. and he shakes his head around all fast (that always freaks me out too, people shaking their heads unnaturally fast, or that effect where they have someone moving all jerky, like it's in reverse but not). i know, i'm a wuss. but why watch the stuff if it didn't freak me out. that's the whole point of horror movies.