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Sunday, January 30, 2005

the town of Fucking, Austria


"Bitte - nicht so schnell!" is German for "Please - not so fast!"

on a related note, i found out there was a town called Mianus (pronounced MY ANUS) in connecticut. there is soooo much possibility in that one...

*welcome to Mianus
*would you like to stop for a bite to eat in Mianus
*yeah, i grew up in Mianus, what of it
*Mianus is for lovers

and what about the weather? ohhh *devilish laugh*

*it's hot and muggy right now in Mianus
*there's a cloud cover over Mianus
*the wind is blowing strong through Mianus
*watch out for those ice patches in Mianus

aaah. yes. we need more smartasses naming our towns.

7 comments:

Jenny said...

hey, and maybe if i had a telescope, i could see Uranus from Mianus.

dom said...

LOL too funny ...... I posted a story on fucking on my blog months ago , but it still creases me up !!

# And Slack Bottom somewhere near Hebden Bridge.....
# Driving out of Bromley towards the M25 and you go through Pratts Botttom.
# And just south of Woodhatch, Reigate, bear right off the A217 and you go through Iron's Bottom.
# In seemingly the middle of nowhere just outside Luton there is a small lane off the main road with a town style street name saying Carters Lane - also known as Wibbley Wobbley Lane.
# In the Lake District, on the very northern fringe, there are three hills at the back of the Skiddaw range: Cockup, Great Cockup and Little Cockup.
taken from .. http://www.satiche.org.uk/satiche/sat-0332.htm

Tavis Pitt said...

There is a village in Scotland called 'Twat'. See http://www.olddeerhunters.com/Funnies/twat.jpg

Jenny said...

such awesomeness.

mojo shivers said...

Here's some other sayings...

If you lived in Mianus, you'd already be home.

I left my heart in Mianus.

Moon over Mianus.

What happens in Mianus stays in Mianus.

Mianus: Explore the possibilities.




Emjoy.

Joy said...

I think Id much rather visit Fucking then Twat. Just personal choice.

Jenny said...

yeah. don't think i'd wanna visit Twat either, especially in the summer...if it were humid, hey, that could be a mess. however, Fucking, that just sounds like good times.