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Friday, January 14, 2005

devil duckie

here's a pic of my son's favorite bathtime toy:



and when i bought it, this is what was printed on the package:

Devil Duckie

Devil Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.

(woh woh, bee day!)

Devil Duckie, when you float,
It's like I'm bathing in a flaming moat!
Devil Duckie, you're my very best friend, hooray!

(doo doo doo dee, day!)

Every day when I
Make my way to get clean
I find a little fella who's
Red and yellow and mean

(rub-a-dub-keen!)

Devil Duckie, you're so swell,
You guide me on the path to hell,
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty -
Devil Duckie, you're a naughty birdy -
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.

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