for endless entertainment...

go to The Advertising Slogan Generator, and either type in the word 'shit' or 'boner' and i promise you, if you have any sense of humor at all, you will laugh your ass off. i even tried it with my name and got some cool slogans, such as:

• Life's pretty straight without Jenny.
• How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Jenny?
• Get Busy with the Jenny.
• I Wish They All Could Be Jenny Girls.
• Jenny: The Other White Meat.

but none of these are near as funny as:

• Come See the Softer Side of Shit.
• Gee, Your Shit Smells Terrific.
• A Shit's Too Wet Without One.
• A Boner That Likes to Say Yes.
• Feel the Raw Naked Boner of the Road.
• You Can Really Taste the Boner!

ghaaaahahaha...ok, i'm lame...

if any of you people come up with funnier ones, leave 'em in a COMMENT!