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Sunday, July 10, 2005

for endless entertainment...

go to The Advertising Slogan Generator, and either type in the word 'shit' or 'boner' and i promise you, if you have any sense of humor at all, you will laugh your ass off. i even tried it with my name and got some cool slogans, such as:
  • Life's pretty straight without Jenny.
  • How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Jenny?
  • Get Busy with the Jenny.
  • I Wish They All Could Be Jenny Girls.
  • Jenny: The Other White Meat.
but none of these are near as funny as:
  • Come See the Softer Side of Shit.
  • Gee, Your Shit Smells Terrific.
  • A Shit's Too Wet Without One.
  • A Boner That Likes to Say Yes.
  • Feel the Raw Naked Boner of the Road.
  • You Can Really Taste the Boner!
ghaaaahahaha...ok, i'm lame...

if any of you people come up with funnier ones, leave 'em in a COMMENT!

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