- joan rivers' face is scary and inanimate.
- brown sugar, sweet onion, mccormick chicken seasoning...remember this until you write it down...oh look, i just wrote it down.
- if more women knew the secret of excruciatingly tight pigtails, there would be less women getting facelifts.
- my scalp hurts.
- i think i had a dream about beaded curtains.
- toss me a cigarette, i think there's on in my raincoat, we smoked the last one an hour agooooo....
- i'm turning into my mom. i watch soap operas, spend all my time on the computer, drink too much coffee and smoke like a chimney. all i need to do now is shrink five inches and get a perm.
- i want a copy cat, like the one on the Staples commercial. >^oo^< meow.
- why can't the radio station here play any old Nine Inch Nails songs. it's just the new Hand That Feeds song, what is up with that. not that it's not a good song, but it's played too much. throw in some old stuff. also, stop playing the redneck morning radio show, it makes me want to vomit acid through my nose.
- i like cupcakes.
Thoughts, Nonsense, Neurosis, Boom
Thursday, April 06, 2006
first ten thoughts to pop into my head:
Spewed forth by Jenny at 1:41 PM