Okay, here is Jenny's instructions.
Send a saltine cracker through the mail.
Go to multiple bars.
Play darts for an hour.
Take the darts with you when you
leave only if they are orange or yellow.
Make up your own ritual using sugar packets.
Drink 2 bottles of Boone's Farm Melon Ball.
Go to Denny's.
Stay only if they are playing oldies on radio.
Sing loudly and make up your own words.
Lean in closely to someone as if you're about
to whisper a secret.
Wait for them to lean in also.
Don't say anything, then back away after 3 seconds.
Write a poem from the point of view of a diaper.
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