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Sunday, November 30, 2003

Day After Thanksgiving $4 HOUR SALE$

After Friday, November 28, 2003, I have lost all faith in the general intelligence of human beings. SHEEP! (ahem) To all of you that wake up at 4 in the morning and wait for 2 hours at the doors of any retail establishment to save $5 on a DVD player, G-E-T A L-I-F-E.

I walked to work in the freezing cold, with a cold and tonsilitis and a fever of 101, no less, because I knew there was no way to get out of work unless I was on my death bed, AT 5:30 IN THE MORNING in the dark only to get to work and have to wear a humiliating santa hat and be trampled by idiots who will buy anything they see in the newspaper ads. It was a tragedy, let me tell you.

Oh, but no...I'm not bitter...

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