I'm sitting on my ass in life like I'm waiting for something so happen. I'm pluggin away at my crappy job getting paid too little and drinking on occasion and I try writing a story and I get a chapter ways through and quit and sit down and wait some more.
Then I write a blog about it. And whine.
I need to be slapped.
So I'm sittin around waiting for someone to slap me. At least that's a goal...