i've been noticing, i have lost a bunch of weight this past month. like 20 lbs. it's rather cool, but i dunno how it happened since i sit in front of the computer so much during the day. so what i've been doing is trying to think of what i've been doing differently.
and then it dawned on me. i've been eating an abnormal amount of hot dogs and sugar cereal lately. it's the only thing i can think of that i haven't been doing all along. so there it is.
The Wiener and Cereal Diet!
huh huh...i said wiener...
take that Dr. Atkins! so, maybe if i fall off a sidewalk and die, this will become the new craze. The Spitnoodle Diet. i'd love to see McDonald's offer a Spitnoodle-friendly menu, consisting of nothing but Oscar Meyer and Corn Pops.
BOOM.
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