...or as my son calls them, new year's restitutions.
1. keep smoking.
2. keep drinking coffee.
3. keep watching the pilates video in fast forward (while sitting on couch)
4. eat a few more eggrolls
5. make fun of a redneck
6. lose some eyelashes
7. practice singing in the shower
8. say BOOM at inappropriate times
wow.
i know, i know. it seems like a lot. but i think i can manage.
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Keep smoking, keep drinking...those are on my restitutions list, too. Maybe we can help each other out and motivate each other!
well, my goal is to knock a few of them off all in the first hour. i've done all of them today, but i don't think it counts until after midnight.
how's this for motivation. watch pulp fiction at least once a week. i can't get through that fucking movie without smoking at least a half pack of cigarettes.
out of place. yeah, tell me about it. i'm not even gonna try to fit in with these bitches. i'm gonna turn them all into me! BOOM!
Those are the kind of resolutions more people should make! By the way, I got here via Blog Explosion.
yay for blog explosion.
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