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Sickness. It's a bad thing.

I only have a cold. Maybe bronchitis. As long as I don't die from it, I'm good.

I start (hopefully) at GE next week(through Manpower), as long as I passed their silly little test (which of these things is not like the others) and the UA. So for $9/hr, I get to inspect LIGHT BULBS! A step up from boxes, I should say. Yet another job where I can wear whatever I want and not look at stinky customers.

Here's a sheep on a motorcycle.

I MAKE BOXES.

So my brother went to Manpower yesterday and this thought...this voice in my head told me HEY YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB EITHER YOU BUM and I was like "oh yeah." So I went in with him and filled out my life story. Well, I went back today (with brother) to interview and now...
TA DA! I am going to "make boxes" tomorrow in some warehouse for 10 hours (with brother) for (and this is good, haha) MORE money than I made at my last job with a management position.

Plus I watched 2 hours of Unsolved Mysteries ghost stories tonight, so I am floating on a cloud.

Jimmy, the Hideous Penguin Boy

from The Melencholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories by Tim Burton.

POUCH

For some reason, I laugh at that word. Even if used in a ordinary, not-funny sentence.

Here's a few more words that make me giggle:

Proboscis

Hacienda

LUMBER

*sigh* what kind of craziness is that.

Lunar Assholes

Man. That Lunar Lander game CHEATS.

I mean, I didn't win, so something must be wrong with it.

Mount St. Helens and PAC MAN

Washington is SO going to blow up. See, I had this dream where I MYSELF discovered (scientifically, I suppose) that the entire state of Washington was, in fact, a giant volcano. I stand by my findings. Unless it turns out that I'm wrong.

So, anyways, I was trying to get onto Myspace but they were...I don't know, it wouldn't let me on, but provided me old school Pac Man to play (for my inconvenience) and suddenly my violent rage dissipated. And I figured I would link old school Pac Man and some other randomness here (well, not HERE, to the left) just in case anyone gets bored (as if) reading my nonsense. So, yeah, have fun with that (assuming anyone reads this).