After Friday, November 28, 2003, I have lost all faith in the general intelligence of human beings. SHEEP! (ahem) To all of you that wake up at 4 in the morning and wait for 2 hours at the doors of any retail establishment to save $5 on a DVD player, G-E-T A L-I-F-E.
I walked to work in the freezing cold, with a cold and tonsilitis and a fever of 101, no less, because I knew there was no way to get out of work unless I was on my death bed, AT 5:30 IN THE MORNING in the dark only to get to work and have to wear a humiliating santa hat and be trampled by idiots who will buy anything they see in the newspaper ads. It was a tragedy, let me tell you.
Oh, but no...I'm not bitter...
Thoughts, Nonsense, Neurosis, Boom
Sunday, November 30, 2003
Saturday, November 15, 2003
Aw, that's WEIRD.
You are Morpheus, from "The Matrix." You
have strong faith in yourself and those around
you. A true leader, you are relentless in your
persuit.
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Monday, November 03, 2003
A Load Off
So, y'know, it dawned on me.
I'm moving in like 7 months.
Before I am eligible for another raise at work.
So why the hell am I working so hard? It's not like I truly care how that store looks. So I only need to work hard enough not to get fired.
I feel so free.
I think I scratched my eye or something. It's all itchy.
Or I might have pinkeye. You know what that leads to.
That's the first step to becoming a brain eating zombie. Boo-ya!
I am so having karaoke withdrawal. *ROXANNE...*
Fakey fish tanks are so awesome. Right now my plastic jellyfish is riding one of the other plastic fish like a horsey. Yee-haw. The plastic seahorse looks jealous...
I'm moving in like 7 months.
Before I am eligible for another raise at work.
So why the hell am I working so hard? It's not like I truly care how that store looks. So I only need to work hard enough not to get fired.
I feel so free.
I think I scratched my eye or something. It's all itchy.
Or I might have pinkeye. You know what that leads to.
That's the first step to becoming a brain eating zombie. Boo-ya!
I am so having karaoke withdrawal. *ROXANNE...*
Fakey fish tanks are so awesome. Right now my plastic jellyfish is riding one of the other plastic fish like a horsey. Yee-haw. The plastic seahorse looks jealous...
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